Idoitic girl in my sch

There is this idoitic girl telling me to stop doing something. I was pissed off. PISSED OFF!!! She was so bitchy. Damn it man!
Yesterday, our school had this talk about youi can do it blah blah blah programme. We must go for the talk cos if we didnt go, we will be playing truant. Then we were forced to go. Actually, I think this is a waste of time cos we alredy have EFF ( effective learning class) and they talk almost the same and I personally think that talk is almost the same as EFF. EFF is very fun and can find your inner potential and how to improve your results.
The thing starts like this:

It was reaching the end of the talk. My friends and I were like quite sian liao so we began playing the water tornado thingy. i had not play the trick for about 4 years already so I began doin g that trick. The water will spin in the water bottle in just a twist of my hand. Last time i can make a perfect tornado but noe, too long didnt play only can use 1 hand whicj is not that great and powerful lah. So we began playing and plaing and teaching my frenz how to master that trick and ooops.... My cap opened and it spilled a little on my friend paper and mine. So I said," Oh shit!" and began playing it again lah. This girl on my right said," Can you stop playing?" using a annoying way. She was so damn proud of herself and think whoshe was, Counsilor? Haha. She was not one. Where the hell she had this chance to tell us off. I was so angry at that time but I did not argue with her and apologised. my friend wantwed to argue with her but i rejected. Cos, if we really argue, is our fault at first and teacher may give us detention class for not listening to the talk.
I want to tell that girl something. PLEASE DO NOT BE SO KPO!!!
Some people know how good am I when come to arguing. I can make her shut up at the moment I rebuk. I dont use vulgarities to scold people but using sarcasm. She can rebuk me back but I dun think she will win me.
i can just say, why must I follow your instructions?
She will maybe reply, cos you are playing and not listening.
I will say, i can play and listen at the same time.
She will maybe reply, Ok. but the floor is wet.
I will say, So, is still none of your business, i dun remember spilling warter on you. Besides thats not urine.
She will maybe reply, Its so digusting! Clean up the floor.
I will reply, Is that floor your property or am i your maid?
She will say, but........ I will complain to teacher.
I will reply, then i will tell the teacher i am drinking water but spilled it accidentally.
She will say, you are telling lies.
i will say, To err is human, to forgive is devine. No one is perfect. Like me and you, stop complaining and whining ther like a small baby.
She will maybe reply, you are.... you better watch out.
i Will reply, ok. thanks for your warning.

HAHA. She will maybe faint. But i didnt say. Is that a waste?